I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing!

I like pictures.

I emailed some friends about going to the movies this Friday to see Kicking & Screaming then going out for a drink/food/desert/coffee b/c frankly I thought it would be fun and I'm tired of drinking being considered the only requirement to make an evening "eventful". I want to expand my social outing possibilities beyond "let's go to [insert name here]'s house and drink" or "let's go to [insert bar name here] and drink". So I get back I think one "sounds good to me" and 4 "maybes" and 5 responses that I couldn't decode b/c they didn't just come right out and say "I don't want to do that" but beat around the bush w/ excuses and ended with a "maybe I'll met up w/ you after the movie for a drink." Yes, for a drink, b/c watching Will Ferrell scream at little kids just doesn't do it for me. Not b/c I feel sorry for the kids. Not b/c I don't think Will Ferrell is funny. But b/c I would rather save that $10 and spend it on a single drink I will finish in 10 minutes than use it on 2 hours of pure hilarity...I will turn down my good friend Reagan so that I can keep my options open when we both know that in the end, I will end up doing nothing that great with my evening.

I hope they don't read this. I'm more of the "bitch behind your back but not to your face" type of girl. Why else would I viciously attack celebrities in my posts? B/c they can't say anything back.

Can I please find someone else out there who think Seth Coen (aka Seth from the OC) is unbelievably annoying? I'm just wondering b/c everyone still loves him, thinks he's the greatest. If I try to speak up, it's as if I've insulted their very belief system....sorry Jesus, but I'm an Adam Brodyist. He's the human equivalent of a chihuahua. On that note, I will tape tonight's episode as I will not be home to see it "live".

I'm going to the race track on Saturday for Brad's bday. I'm going to bet on the cutest horse or the one with the best name. And if it doesn't win, I will have it killed. I'm just kidding! But I'll never speak to it again.
R.